At the National Art Gallery in Cardiff , a husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted three black men totally naked sitting on a park bench. Two of the figures had black willies, but the one in the middle had a pink one. The curator of […]
Archive for August, 2011
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Dear Mr. Cameron, Please find below our suggestion for fixing the UK ‘s economy. Instead of giving billions of pounds to banks that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan. You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan: There are about 10 million people over 50 in the […]
Essex Eagles v Gloucestershire Gladiators
Posted: 21st August 2011 by vocalman2004 in Fun days outTags: Cricket
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On me lonesome today. Random ramblings to follow. Blazing hot day. A hike for a pint, no fear of getting a beer belly. Strategically placed next to Simply Loos 🙂 Intrigues me why they only have one beer tent at these cricket festivals. There’s always a tall bloke with a hat that sits in front […]
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It was entertainment night at the Senior Citizens Centre. Claude the hypnotist explained: “I’m here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience.” The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. “I want you each to keep your […]
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NHS London Southside 105 Victoria Street London SW1E 6QT Tel: 020 7932 3700 July 8, 2010 IMPORTANT NOTICE TO PHYSICIANS CONFIDENTIAL Subject: New contamination Recent studies conducted on “delirium tremens” indicate that in certain cases this can be transmitted amongst humans. We foresee a possible contamination in most areas of London. Cases have already been […]