A man, getting along in years, finds that he is unable to perform
sexually.
He goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but nothing seems to work.
Finally, as a last hope, the doctor refers him to an African medicine
man.
The medicine man says, ‘I can cure this.’
With that said, he throws a white powder into a flame, and there is a
Flash with billowing blue smoke.
Then he says, ‘This is powerful healing but you can only use it once a
year.
All you have to do is say ‘123,’ and it shall rise for as long as you
wish!’
The man then asks, ‘What happens when it’s over, and I don’t want to
continue?’
The medicine man replies, ‘When your partner can take no more sex and
is completely raddled, all she has to say is ‘1234’, and it will
then go down. But be warned, the pork sword will not rise again for
another year..’
The old gent rushes home, anxious to try out his new powers. That night
he showers, shaves and smothers himself in aftershave.
He slides into bed, cuddles up to his wife, says ‘123’ and suddenly he
has the most gigantic stiffie ever, just as the medicine man promised.
His wife turns over and asks, ‘What did you say ‘123’ for?!’