A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden he hears music. No one is around, so he starts searching for the source. He finally locates the origin and finds it is coming from a grave with a headstone that reads “Ludwig van Beethoven, 1770- 1827”. Then he realizes that […]
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I have a little Satnav It sits there in my car A Satnav is a driver’s friend It tells you where you are I have a little Satnav I’ve had it all my life It’s better than the normal ones My Satnav is my wife It gives me full instructions Especially how to drive “It’s […]
Comments Off on Your laugh for the day! Miscommunication
A co-worker got a pen stuck inside our printer. He started to try and remove the pen, but I told him we don’t have time for that now, just put a note on the printer telling folks not to use it and then report it to the Help Desk. So he grabbed a piece of […]
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The Lollies with the Little Hole. This should make you smile. You have to love little kids. The children began to identify the flavours by their colour: Red…………………Raspberry Yellow………………..Lemon Green………………Lime Orange ……………….Orange Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers.. None of the children could identify the taste. The teacher said, ‘I will give you […]
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At the National Art Gallery in Cardiff , a husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted three black men totally naked sitting on a park bench. Two of the figures had black willies, but the one in the middle had a pink one. The curator of […]