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Orchestra Plays Symphony Composed of Tweets.
Shame I can’t ‘t test this out for 6 weeks
Happiness. They say exercise is good for you. Challenging things to do with one arm and things you miss in the first week; Driving the car Cut a loaf of bread Get yourself dressed Trying to chop your chicken Putting socks on Trying not to get ketchup on the sling Deodorant under the right arm […]
Wish to understand the Euro Economy? Here is it explained using a simple story … Mary is the proprietor of a bar in Dublin. She realises that virtually all of her customers are unemployed alcoholics and, as such, can no longer afford to patronise her bar. To solve this problem, she comes up with a […]
Dear Mr. Cameron, Please find below our suggestion for fixing the UK ‘s economy. Instead of giving billions of pounds to banks that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan. You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan: There are about 10 million people over 50 in the […]
It was entertainment night at the Senior Citizens Centre. Claude the hypnotist explained: “I’m here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience.” The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. “I want you each to keep your […]
NHS London Southside 105 Victoria Street London SW1E 6QT Tel: 020 7932 3700 July 8, 2010 IMPORTANT NOTICE TO PHYSICIANS CONFIDENTIAL Subject: New contamination Recent studies conducted on “delirium tremens” indicate that in certain cases this can be transmitted amongst humans. We foresee a possible contamination in most areas of London. Cases have already been […]
But quite scary – and that’s only the ones been caught….. First rule of politics is to turn public money into private money & second dont get caught.. I bet this will make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside! Can you imagine working for a company that only has a little more than 635 […]