The Lollies with the Little Hole.
This should make you smile. You have to love little kids.
The children began to identify the flavours by their colour:
Red…………………Raspberry
Yellow………………..Lemon
Green………………Lime
Orange ……………….Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers.. None of the children could identify the taste.
The teacher said, ‘I will give you all a clue. It’s what your mother may sometimes call your father.’
One little girl looked up in horror, spat her lifesaver out and yelled, ‘Oh my God! They’re ass holes!’
The teacher had to leave the room!